||When giving up fails, try.
||Just wait right there! I'll be back no later than a day or 2... a week tops
|doing other things
||I am not here now
Busy doing other things
Will be back later.
||I would respond, but I fought reality and won
||Death is a passage.
It takes you to the next step.
I don't want to go.
||I am now hungry.
There is plenty of food here.
It will soon be gone.
||You fight for freedom.
Yet you do not have any.
One must wonder why.
||Do not go away
I will be back in minutes
No more than a week
|making away messages
||Can you believe I took the time to come up with this away message? Its a fairly simple task of saying that I am not here, and the default message already does it, yet here this is. I mean, this isn't even funny or enlightening. Its just a testament to how low humanity has come. But anyways, I'm not here right now. Just hang around at your computer and wait for the icon to say otherwise.
||I regret to inform you that this is an automated reply stating that the user of this account is currently unavailable for conversation. Please IM safely.
||Taking a practice test... just not sure where I am taking it...
||sorry, fighting entropy.... losing bad, need... help... send... backup... now...
||sorry, I ran out... once I figure out what I ran out of, I may come back... if its too scary of an idea to return, then I won't come back... but otherwise, yes I will come back... as for when... that's hard to say... or more likely, its easy to say and I am just doing an aweful job of actually doing it... what was I talking about?
||I am in the process of increasing my stored energy reserves.
||Sorry, can't talk... brain is fried... like it wants to have a headache but forgot how.
||You send a message
I reply with this haiku
For you to enjoy
|have an away message
||I have changed my away message to this!
|no reply for you
||No reply for you! Come back - 10 minutes!
||There has been an error in routing your message to its destination. The [messenger_client] is not located at [messenger_client]'s usual location. Please resend message until this message disappears.
||I am running errands because it is easier than running laps
|those who can
||Those who can do, those who can't complain on IM about not being able to.