Your households uniqueness will be assimilated

We are the HOA.
Your neighborhood will be assimilated.
Your decorative uniqueness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.
Especially without prior approval from the Architectural Review Committee.

All lawns must comply.
All paint colors must conform.
All holiday lights must be removed within 48 hours.
Failure to comply may result in fines, letters, and passive-aggressive notices.